Period I am from south of the Mason Dixon Line and I was elected to political office by the people
of the United States of America. I am a family man, a gardener, an architect, and other
political leaders say that I am a very good writer. The “fathers” entrusted me with a very
important job. I have been accused of fathering a child by another woman other than my
wife. I was not unfaithful to her because she had died several years earlier. So why is
everybody so upset with me?