Do i have aids? i smashed my dog and my no no square is burning

1. alcohol first impairs your a. motor skills b. judgment c. color recognition

Can someone me. so last night i was with my girl and i ended up with a peanut butter jar in my anus. sadly we have tried to pull it out but its well stuck in there : ( any ideas how to get it out?

Which of these pieces of safety equipment should be worn when operating a chainsaw