Tell me what you think about these What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut

What goes up and never comes down?
your age (this one cracked me u)

You can tell my cousins dog is hungry when she licks her lips and avoids eye contact with youwhich is how humans flurt.

An Uber driver is going the opposite way down a one-way street. He passes five policemen along the way, none of which stops him. Why not?

Because the Uber driver was walking.

The person who makes it has no need of it, and neither does the person who buys it. But the person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?

A coffin.

You are in a dark room with a box of matches. Nearby are three things: a candle, an oil lamp and a log of firewood. Which do you light first?

The match

They are good! But I recommend asking reddit instead of since this app is used for struggling students. Thanks!

1. read the following excerpt from franklin d. roosevelt's "fireside chat 19":

on the other side of the picture, we must learn also to know that guerilla warfare against the germans in, let us say serbia or norway, us; that a successful russian offensive against the germans us; and that british successes on land or sea in any part of the world strengthen our hands.

remember always that germany and italy, regardless of any formal declaration of war, consider themselves at war with the united states at this moment just as much as they consider themselves at war with britain or russia. and germany puts all the other republics of the americas into the same category of enemies. the people of our sister republics of this hemisphere can be honored by that fact.  

the true goal we seek is far above and beyond the ugly field of battle. when we resort to force, as now we must, we are determined that this force shall be directed toward ultimate good as well as against immediate evil. we americans are not destroyers — we are builders.

analyze the effectiveness of this excerpt. how does it function within the speech as a whole? how does the structure of the excerpt to convey the speech's purpose and key points? support your argument with evidence from the speech. (10 points)

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