How long does it take you on average to take a dump?

5-20 minutes

Explanation:

On a good day with not much poop and it's easy to come out it will take around 5 minutes. On a bad day though with lots of poop and where it's very hard to come out to the point where you have to constipate yourself, it will take around 20 minutes.

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