Tell me a joke pls not a dad joke

Well i might get reported for putting this out here buutt why do we all have to bow down to a greater being? yes i accept that there is someone higher that keeps most people going but for me its like something to throw to keep one in their what is the purpose of a religion and why do they always throw that if one dosent obide by the lord he will shun them?

One reason people like impressionism is because it seems a )so easy b) very moral c) optimistic d) to be about important events

The description of the house in this excerpt gives an example of