This is not a test This is your Emergency Broadcast System
Announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge
Sanctioned by the U. S. Government
Weapons of Class Four and lower have been authorized
For use during the Purge
All other weapons are restricted
Government officials of ranking ten
Have been granted ammunity from the purge and shall not be harmed
Commencing at the siren
Any and all crime, including murder
Will be legal for twelve continuous hours
Police, fire and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning at 7AM with the purge concludes
Bless be our new founding fathers and America
A nation reborn