Tell me some jokes guys I'm bored as hell rn

Your mamma s fat that when god said let there be light he had to ask her to move out of the way first!

Explanation:

Hope this made you laugh

(Don't take it personally because it isn't)

What do you call a hippie’s wife? A Mississippi!

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!

I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

Explanation:

answer; the above statement is (true);