My girlfriend and me were in bed doing the freaky, when after pulling out she hit me with the pop quiz and said why is sperm wet. Can anyone tell me what it is?

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Explanation:

new york state wildlife expert richard thomas found that a woodchuck could (and does) chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equivalent to the weight of the dirt, or 700 pounds.

answer; the correct answer to the above statement is (true);