Say something random... ill go first, blue cheese (also enjoy the free points)

green beans and potatoes

​​​ ​Demoman: Spy, wot is this drawing?​ ​

​​​ Spy: ​Ahh, that...​that's not mine.​ ​​

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​​​Demoman: ​It was in your lockah!​ ​​

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​I didn't draw it...!​ ​​

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Demoman: ​Spy,​ ​​

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​Someone put it there!​ ​​

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Demoman: No, listen...​ ​​​​

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Spy: Someone put it there!​ ​​

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Spy: ​I don't draw stuff like that!!​ ​​

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Demoman: ​You drew it, you bloody liar!​ ​​​You ​signed it!​ ​​

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Spy: Oh...​​Did I sign it...?​ ​​

​​​ Demoman: ​Spy,​ ​​​why did you draw yourself as a ​buff two-legged wolf person?​ ​​

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...That's my fursona.​ ​​

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*Demo stares at Spy*

Demoman:….Your fu ck ing what!?​ ​​

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Spy: ​His name is Dutch,​ ​​He's my fursona!

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​​​ ​Demoman: What the ​fu ck​ is a fursona??​ ​​

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Spy: ​I roleplay as a soft, shy wolf boi on Tw it ter.​ ​​

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Demoman: ​You act like a ​dog on the internet?​ ​​

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Spy: ​Dutch is a wolf, but yes, whatever...​ ​​

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​Spy: ...I just like to be cute!​ ​​

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​Demoman: Cute?​ ​​

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Spy: ​Yes.​ ​​

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Demoman: ​You just like to be cute??​ ​​

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​Spy: Yes!​ ​​

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Demoman: ​Do you think I don't notice the fat fu ck ing BULGE in his pants!? ​ ​​

Spy: …

Spy:​​​ ​uwu?​ ​​

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Demoman: ​What?​ ​​​​ ​

Spy: What??​ ​​

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​Demoman: What the fu ck was that?!​ ​​​​

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Spy: What??​ ​​

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Demoman: ​What the fu ck was that?!​ ​​​​

Spy: What?

​​​ Demoman: ​What the fu ck was that?!​ ​​

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Demoman: What did you say?​ ​​​​

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Spy: Nothing, nothing!​ ​​

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Demoman: What did you say?​ ​

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Spy: ​I didn't say anyth--!​ ​​

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