How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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Listed following are various physical situations that describe how light interacts with matter. match these to the appropriate category. 1) transmission? -visible light meets clear glass -visible light does not pass through a black wall -red light hits a red sweatshirt -light comes from your computer screen -cell phone signals pass through walls -blue light hits a red sweatshirt -white light hits a white piece of paper -light comes from a light bulb