MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE? May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

I'm standing up

Step-by-step explanation:

scooby dooby doo where are you

Y'all act like y'all haven't seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like pat like Tommy just burst in the door

Started whoopin her a.. worse than before

They first were divorced throwin her over the furniture

It's the return of the" "ah wait your kidding? He didn't just say what I think he

Did did he?" And dr. dre said nothing you idiots Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement haha

Fiminist women love Eminem chicka chicka slim shady "I'm sick of him look at him

Walkin around grabbin his you know what flippin to you know who" yea but he's so cute tho" yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose,

But nothing's worse than what's going on in your parents bedrooms,

Sometimes just wanna get on TV and let loose, but can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little ki.ss

And that's the message we deliver to little kids and expect them not to know what a women's cl Is

Of course there gonna know what an intercourse is by the time they hit fourth grade

They got they Discovery channel don't they?

We ain't nothin but mammals, well some of us canni.bals who cut other people open like cantelopes but if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

There's no reason a man and another man can e.lope, but if you feel like I feel I got the antidote, women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes,

I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imatading

So won't the real slim shady please stand up please stand up please stand up

Cuz I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shadys are just imatading

So won't the real shady please stand up please stand up please stand up

Sorry I love this song

it’s the first one your welcome