Some dark humor once there was a boy. all he wanted In life was a gift from Santa but he never did. and year after year he never got it. then one day he was sitting on the sidewalk. and he saw Santa drop a present. and wink at him. so he ran as fast as he could to the gift. then he sees it pass the railroad. he runs to it but a train coming .he says he can make it. he runs faster and faster. he gets to the tracks but it's too late the train hits him. it slices him in half but he still alive. so he crawls to it and when he's got there in the box it a pair of shoes