Mathematics, 25.03.2021 20:00 prince8522

Someone got some good dark humor jokes?

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Answer from: aparr2007

Why can't orphans play baseball

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They can't find home

Answer from: timothyashburn8

dark humor?

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My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf

I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.

As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash. He said I was a sight for psoriasis.

A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.

When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

Answer from: Quest

function 2 has a greater rate of change than function 1

function 2 has a greater y-intercept than function 1

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$\newline{\text{the rate of change is change per unit time}}$ $\newline{\text{for (x,y), rate of change is }\frac{y_2-y_1}{x_2-x_1} \text{ or change in y divided by change in x}}$ $\newline{\text{for function 1, the cost goes up by 75-45=30 each time every hour}}$ $\newline{\text{that means that the slope of function 1 is 30 per hour}}$ $\newline{\text{for the 2nd function, 40 is added every hour. therefor, the slope is 40 per hour}}$ $\bigskip\newline{\text{since 40 per hour> 30 per hour, function 2 has a greater rate of change than function 1}}$ $\bigskip\newline{\text{the y intercept is the y value when x is 0}}$ $\newline{\text{for function 1, the y value when x is 0 is 45}}$ $\newline{\text{for function 2, the y value when x is 0 (or the flat rate) is 50}}$ $\newline{\text{since 50> 45, function 2 has a greater y intercept than funciton 1}}$ $\bigskip\bigskip\newline{\text{the answers are: }}$ $\newline{\text{ function 2 has a greater rate of change than function 1}}$ $\newline{\text{function 2 has a greater y-intercept than function 1.}}$

Answer from: Quest

answer: on graphs, the open and closed circles, or vertical asymptotes drawn as dashed lines us identify discontinuities.

as before, graphs and tables allow us to estimate at best.

when working with formulas, getting zero in the denominator indicates a point of discontinuity.

when working with piecewise-defined functions, check for discontinuities at the transition points where one piece ends and the next begins.

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