Find the slope. make sure to reduce

the most boring thing ever written

step-by-step explanation:

i am writing something. yes, i plan to make it the most boring thing ever written. i go to the store. a car is parked. many cars are parked or moving. some are blue. some are tan. they have windows. in the store, there are items for sale. these include such things as soap, detergent, magazines, and lettuce. you can enhance your life with these products. soap can be used for bathing, be it in a bathtub or in a shower. apply the soap to your body and rinse. detergent is used to wash clothes. place your dirty clothes into a washing machine and add some detergent as directed on the box. select the appropriate settings on your washing machine and you should be ready to begin. magazines are stapled reading material made with glossy paper, and they cover a wide variety of topics, ranging from news and politics to business and stock market information. some magazines are concerned with more recreational topics, like sports card collecting or different kinds of hairstyles. lettuce is a vegetable.

answer: ay  

fonsi  

dy  

oh

oh no, oh no

oh yeah

diridiri, dirididi daddy  

go

sí, sabes que ya llevo un rato mirándote  

tengo que bailar contigo hoy (dy)  

vi que tu mirada ya estaba llamándome  

muéstrame el camino que yo voy (oh)

tú, tú eres el imán y yo soy el metal  

me voy acercando y voy armando el plan  

solo con pensarlo se acelera el pulso (oh yeah)

ya, ya me está gustando más de lo normal  

todos mis sentidos van pidiendo más  

esto hay que tomarlo sin ningún apuro

despacito  

quiero respirar tu cuello despacito  

deja que te diga cosas al oído  

para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo

despacito  

quiero desnudarte a besos despacito  

firmo en las paredes de tu laberinto  

y hacer de tu cuerpo todo un manuscrito (sube, sube, sube)

(sube, sube)