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Need santino bought a 3/4 pound bag of chocolate chips. he used 2/3 of the bag whule baking. how many pounds of chocolate chips did he use while baking?

In the figure below, triangle rpq is similar to triangle rts. what is the distance between p and q? a. 24 b. 42 c.50 d. 54

James wants to promote his band on the internet. site a offers website hosting for $4.95 per month with a $49.95 startup fee. site b offers website hosting for $9.95 per month with no startup fee. for how many months would james need to keep the website for site a to be a better choice than site b?