Give me a dark humor joke

Is each relation a function? if so, state whether it is one-to-one or many-to-one. 3. (-4,7), (-3,5), (1,4), (3,-8), (5,-11) 4. (-4,8), (-2,4), (0,1), (2,4), (4,8) 5. (-2, 1), (-2,3), (0,-3), (1,4), (3,1)

Bill works as a waiter and is keeping track of the tips he ears daily. about how much does bill have to earn in tips on sunday if he wants to average $22 a day? tips by day tips (dollars) monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday $14 $22 $28 $36

The base of a triangle exceeds the height by 9 inches. if the area is 180 square inches, find the length of the base and the height of the triangle.