Brainliest How funny are my jokes? Make a joke? What do you call someone wearing a belt with a watch attached to it?
A waist of time.

Did you hear about the guy who broke both his left arm and left leg?
He’s all right now.

Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
Because he had a great fall.

And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life". John came fifth and won a toaster.

It's a shame nothing is built in the USA anymore.
I just bought a T. V. and it said,
"Built in Antenna".
I don't even know where that is!