Tell me your darkest secrets, s-h-i-t you wouldn't even tell Jesus

I cat a dog nd now a know so I ate a bank but I fought a snake then I yet to see a rob bank then I took the money to the lake nd hit it under a swerved hit the sewer was dirty so I cleaned it up with my tongue but I lick it so I washed it with my money nd cat the dog so know I'm in a mess and I found the robber in the store with the money I tool the money out of the sewer nd dog the cat,cat took the money in and we got the money back