A Ska. n.ky Kinda Actor By LiamReptile
An Original Song
BEST SONG EVER!

He gets on with life as a actor,
He's a ska. n.ky kinda chap.
He likes listening to music on Sundays,
He likes breeding guppies in the week.
He likes to contemplate orange juice.
But when he starts to daydream,
His mind turns straight to Garden gnomes.

Shoop-shoop!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about Garden gnomes with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's orange juice making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Orange Juice or...
Garden Gnomes?

He likes to use words like 'sorry,'
He likes to use words like 'magic.'
He likes to use words about orange juice.
But when he stops his talking,
His mind turns straight to Garden gnomes.

Shoop-shoop!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about Garden gnomes with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's orange juice making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Orange Juice or...
Garden Gnomes?

He likes to hang out with Mr. spanpergampers,
He likes to kick back with jolly joe,
But when left alone,
His mind turns straight to Garden gnomes.

Shoop-shoop!

Sometimes I look at him and I look into his eyes,
I notice the way he thinks about Garden gnomes with a smile,
Curved lips he just can't disguise.
But he thinks it's orange juice making his life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for him to decide which he loves more?
Orange Juice or...
Garden Gnomes?

He's not too fond of big people,
He really hates my chicken noodle caserol,
But he just thinks back to Garden gnomes,
And he's happy once again.

Shoop-shoop!