Can some one tell me a funny joke you get 20 points

one time i was looking at my neighbors screen door to see if his door was open .so i was staring like a idiot at his door for a good 10 minutes when my eyes adjust and i realized he was staring back at me through he door .i then died of embarrassment and am now typing this from the ghost world

if you are talking about current time the answer is no

if you are talking about when the colonies were developing the answer is yes