So three guys end up on an island and they meet a farmer the farmer says that they can pick out their favorite fruit. the first guy chose bananas and the farmer said shuv it up your bottom if you make a sound I will shoot you. SO the guy start doing it than he moaned than got shot the next guy choosed blue barys and it was fairly easy but he died because he laughed. so when he got to heaven everyone asked him why he was laughing? He said the last guy was coming up with pineapples.

Javier is considering two options for college. option a: complete the first two years of schooling at a community college and then transfer to a university. option b: complete all four years of schooling at the university. community college financial analysis costs per year financial aid package per year tuition & fees scholarships & grants $3,000 $1,000 room & board $1,000 university financial analysis costs per year financial aid package per year tuition & fees scholarships & grants $10,000 $15,000 room & board work-study $11,500 $4,000 which statement about the cost of the options is true? option b will save him $1,000. option b will save him $2,000. option a will save him $14,000. option a will save him $17,500.

The independence movement in british india resulted in a partition (breaking apart) of the country. in august 1947, two independent countries were formed, one of which was a. ceylon. b. pakistan. c. burma. d. bangladesh.

Not among the fundamental principles of romans catholicism.