What does this quote: “if trees had horses would be single” - john ponchack stand for? the grammar in the quote is correct.

if trees are like decision trees except they relate to possibilities subjectively posited rather than objectively verified. properties posited of if trees that existed in the past have paradoxical and counter intuitive features. the wood of the if tree growing backwards in time blights the matrimonial prospects of the very horses of which it is composed. massive federal assistance, coupled with a troop surge somewhere silly, is required to usher in a new era of change and renewal.