Idek what tbh but umm tell me a dirty joke ig idek

husband: ahh my beautiful darling

wife: id bet u like it way more in bed

husband: i know so

wife: ok baby come on and ill go get the cucumber

*the next day*

child: *looking under parents bed*

child: finds the cucumber

*wife walks in*

wife: what are u doing with that put it down

child: * licks cucumber* mommy this taste like fish

Explanation:

An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spr2ad her legs. The dentist said, "I think you have the wrong room." "You put in my husband's teeth last week," she replied. "Now you have to remove them."

What's the difference between hungry and hor**? Where you st?ck the cucumb3r.

Explanation:

answer; /// the above statement is (false);