Does dreams come to real life?

According to my plate you should eat approximately 2 1/2 cups of vegetables per day

As you sit in the library with your friend studying for your weekly quiz on the integumentary system, you come upon an article about the hazards of prolonged exposure to the sun's rays. your curious nature leads you to research the subject further. you're fascinated to learn that minimal exposure to the sun allows you skin to manufacture vitamin d, which is important to maintain homeostasis. you also read that although sunscreen can protect you from the ultraviolet (uv) rays of the sun, some medications can actually increase a person's sensitivity to the sunlight.

Um yea this might be weird to say up here but me and my girl got freaky and shoved a bottle up my but thole and now is stuck. so what do i do?