Four patients visit a local health clinic and receive drugs through different routes of administration:

Well when i was in the hospital about a month i read books, played on my phone, and i drew. another fun thing you can do is prank the staff.

Pretty sure this would be b. the rest are trick questions. the bystanders  won't go near you if u have cpr cuffs that could hurt them. the dog will back off because the sound will scare him. and the vomits just a stupid trick. if there is that much slober and vomit on the guy hes either choking on it, or just take off his shirt. 

Not sure what the questions was. but if it was a post maybe you should get something like twitter lol