Even though it is comically stated, what is the author's thesis from paragraph 1? 1. every dog should have a man of his own. there is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the dog's blanket for him, or bring him his supper when he comes home man-tired at night. properly trained, a man can be a dog's best friend. a.) dogs need to run their masters. b.) everyone should own a dog.