If you experienced the main issue you mentioned, how would you deal with it?

usually, a falcon can kill an owl, and horses don't normally eat each other.

mailman is the most possessive answee

well, there are online sites that can make it look like a texting screenshot, so u can make it like hamilton texting jefferson through that, and he can start with him being like, i know it's out of the blue, but blah blah blah