Keep this in mind ;)

thank u broski... i needed this. my gf really blocked me on my bday and left me for her boy bsf.. she said she would burn all the stuff i gave her.. she really done that to me on the only day i can be happy...

Explanation: i done nothing to her :/

So true

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Tysm this is awesome :)

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serve the people! ,” smoothly translated by julia lovell, offers an initial sample of yan lianke’s writing to an english-speaking audience. a bluntly drawn, mildly erotic fable, it teases mao zedong by poking fun at a true believer who obeys the chairman’s precepts too literally. to a western sensibility, the broad strokes of yan lianke’s humor would seem to pose little risk of inciting rebellion, whether of the flesh or of the body politic. but then, part of the book’s attraction is that it doesn’t have a western sensibility. it lets the reader see — or rather, intuit — what jokes chinese officials don’t consider funny, and how very little it takes for a writer to be branded an incendiary in 21st-century china, more than three decades after the death of mao, a decade after the death of deng xiaoping and seven years since china entered the world trade organization, a move that would seem to signal a willingness (however wary) to mingle with the rest of the world.

so you want me to do this crossword i’m good with crossword puzzles just don’t got the time yo, maybe later this week