One aspect of satire evident in this excerpt is understatement, because the author truly believes that his plan is worthwhile.
verbal irony, because the author does not truly believe his own words.
verbal irony, because the author wants others to see his point of view.
understatement, because the author does not think others will agree with him.

cinderrella becuase she is an old character and well famous

peace, morning, sun glooming, sorrow, woe pardon’d, punished, more hence, talk, story. all of these three words have to do something with a depressed, regretful tone. woe is another word for misery, heartache, so all of these words are about unhappy feelings.

look if you need really bad i will you

that is based on your opinion not an answer someone can just give you unless you want to lie on your opinion. no offense wasn't trying to be rude. tip: use words like instead of don't put do not and you get what i mean