guys my teacher is like so messed up in the head he actally called the pricable a baled a*ss a*sshole lol

Which of the following is best written: 1. my favorite day of the year is july 24 my birthday 2. my favorite day, of the year, is july 24 my birthday 3. my favorite day of the year is july 24-my birthday 4. my favorite day of the year is (july 24) my birthday

Isaw my future flash before me and it did not take me anytime to slow down. i need to replace the words "it did".

Which statement is most clearly objective?