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The Assumption Song

Explanation:

There was an old farmer who lived on a rock

He sat in the meadow just shaking his fist

At some boys who were down by the crick

Their feet in the water, their hands on their marbles

And play things and at half past four

There came a young lady she looked like a pretty young creature

She sat on the grass

She pulled up her dress and she showed them her rumples

And laces and white fluffy duck

She said she was learning a new way to bring

Up her children so they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard were shoveling refuse

And litter from yesterday's hunt

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her eyes

At the fellow down by the dock

He looked like a man with a sizable home

In the country with a big fence out front

If he asked her politely she'd show him her little

Pet dog who was subject to fits

And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her small

Tender hands with a movement so quick

And then she'd lean down to suck on his candy

So tasty made of butterscotch

And then he spread whipped cream all over her cookies

That she had left out on her shelf

If you think this is dirty

You can go yourself

1. read the following excerpt from franklin d. roosevelt's "fireside chat 19":

on the other side of the picture, we must learn also to know that guerilla warfare against the germans in, let us say serbia or norway, us; that a successful russian offensive against the germans us; and that british successes on land or sea in any part of the world strengthen our hands.

remember always that germany and italy, regardless of any formal declaration of war, consider themselves at war with the united states at this moment just as much as they consider themselves at war with britain or russia. and germany puts all the other republics of the americas into the same category of enemies. the people of our sister republics of this hemisphere can be honored by that fact.  

the true goal we seek is far above and beyond the ugly field of battle. when we resort to force, as now we must, we are determined that this force shall be directed toward ultimate good as well as against immediate evil. we americans are not destroyers — we are builders.

analyze the effectiveness of this excerpt. how does it function within the speech as a whole? how does the structure of the excerpt to convey the speech's purpose and key points? support your argument with evidence from the speech. (10 points)

what gradee ya in so we can do it im 8th grade

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