I will give brainliest to whoever makes dumbest story ever. Story must be at least 300 words.

So a long... long long really - very long time agooo there was an blue ogre named Drek. Drek was a vewy handsome ogre!!!

Drek one day went to the store to buy some toothpaste and orange juice (He reayyy liked the taste of it...) at Fallmart. But when he was at the grocery store, he saw this really cute boi working at the cash register bagging the food who was like, 7 foot 3 and like, really handsome.

Drek realized it was love at first site :). BUT

The boy was a human!! And he was also holding hands with this reay pretty human girl (we'll call her bella), and they looked super happy together. But Drek was persistent!

Drek sashayed up to the cash register and put a hand on his waist.

To the boy he said this: "H, I'm Drek - you look cute, but who's that ragdoll who you're holding hands with?? She's so ugly like omg built like a lego tower - why don't you get with me??"

The boy: "Uhm Hi drek I'm Candalidsocimeousfor. This is my mom, Bella- I think you're REEAAALLLY cute 2. Wanna be my boyfriend??

Bella (THe mom): Omg ya you're finally getting a boyfranddd Like ive been waiting 4evvverr!!

Drek: Okay so I thought you were pretty cute b4 but I guess you're a mommas boi - I don't like those so Can you just like - scan my toothpaste and orange juice already  - I'm hungry... :/

Candalidsocimeousfor: Wat the hack. Oh ma gooosssh whyyy : Alexa, play a sad sonnngg

Alexa: No.

Candalidsocimeousfor: w

Bella: I mean, tbh Drek I dont really blame you cause my son is kind of ugly but I don't say that since I'm his mom - you're also hotter than my husband - want 2 date?

Drek: Do you like orange juice n toothpaste?

Bella: Mhm

Drek: When's the wedding gon be??

Bella: Awssommee lets go to mcdonalds for our wedding

Candalidsocimeousfor: Wat about dad.

Bella: Idk and idc, also - your adopted, loser.

And then Drek and Bella got married, and Alexa was a bridesmade (she was very happy... for a robot), and Candalidsocimeousfor and his father worked at olive garden to pay the rent!

THE END

Hope I was of assistance! (lol) #SpreadTheLove <3

queen elizabeth's purpose in the passage is;

d. to persuade the troops that she is a capable commander

"i have the heart and stomach of a king. i myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder."

one of the central themes of edward abbey's work has been his staunch opposition to the glen canyon dam on the colorado river that created lake powell, destroying stunning scenery and wildlife habitat, endangering many rare species of fish and animals, and also irreparably destroying many important archaeological sites which provided information about the early inhabitants of the united states.