Who can type the longest sentence

One day a kid decided to walk down a street but thought that wait whats that over there? it was nothing so i decided to- suddenly! nothing happened so i decided to walk some more until I FEEL COLD CAUSE I NEED TO WRITE THE LONGEST SENTENCE THIS STORY MAKES NO SENSE AS WELL! so he decided to say: 9WGTU4BIOPERIAGWH4430WIJ5GUWITNOERKWEAOF-RK30I4JWUT95GTNJ0KRO-AWFI3TQJW04U9G5RAIWOJEFKO-4Q03IJWG5U4IJNREAKPOVW-REQ4IJG305W9UTBEJINRO45469YU659ITE0W4U9EGRJ3I0429U39RJI402R3R98934UJ5G9RWIJFE0F439 and then he died but then was revived by nothing which was pretty weird but then he slipped and fell onto a skate board and skate boarded into the the sun BUT THEN OUT OF NOWHERE AIR HIT HIS FACE WHICH WAS PRETTY WEIRD SO HE CRIED AND DIED THEN SIGHED AND DIED (again) and that was pretty weird story and im tired of typing so im going to spam the same word again and again Oh hello there! and thats the story of the story of the story of the story of stories so yeah

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Btw the character's name is chad thats why i made a song for him that goes like this: ... you get it

gatsby's clothes have a symbolic meaning, as the use of colour and fabric in his clothing demonstrates his hope, dreams, and wealth. gatsby's clothing symbolizes his wealth through his torn shirt, his silver and gold suit, and his english shirts.

his occupation are

businessman yachtsman soldier entrepreneur bootlegger

a simple sentence must have at least one dependent clause.