Can someone make a funny little paragraph of Gordon Ramsay but like without including his name

Lol k

 He is a very talented chef that will get very angry at you if you don't cook your beef wellingtons the correct way. His hobbies include cooking, yelling at people for making terrible food, smashing food when it's gross, and throwing food at walls.

Have a great day! :)

b)metaphor

explanation:

when reading the sentence carefully it says,"hope is a thing with feathers" it's like saying: hope is a thing like feathers

get what i'm saying? instead of using a smilie like or as they use "with"

it would be nice enough if i got .

the second option.is correct