Make a stupid joke win the BRAINILEST

Explanation:

What do you call it when you plug in an apple phone to a chargerAPPLE JUICE

1. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months, they say his days are numbered.

2. Why can’t a bike stand on its own? It’s two tired.

3. I have an inferiority complex, but it's not a very good one.

4. A man walked into his house and was delighted when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps.

5. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.



explanation:

the silver bells of the sleds are merry and keep time in the winter nights while the sky twinkles happily. the golden bells of weddings are delightful in their peaceful happiness, foretelling a rapturous future. meanwhile, the brazen alarm bells scream frightfully in the night, with a discordant and desperate sound. in their clamor, these bells convey terror, horror, and anger. finally, the iron bells are solemn and melancholy, while those in the church steeple are like ghouls who feel happiness. the king of the ghouls, who rings the bells, cheerfully keeps time with the moaning and groaning bells.