How to write an introductory essay about myself

If you want to write a introductory about yourself I need to know everything about you, because if I don't know nothing about you I can't help you.If I know thing about you I can sum it up for you and give you the answer.If that way don't work I don't know what else to say or I don't know what other way I can help you

tom comes from a southern part of the hemisphere and down in the south they talk with a lot of slang the family doesnt quiet understand what tom is tryna say becaus ehe talks like a three year old but near the end they finally try and desihper toms letter and its a success i have no idea hwta book this is or how to even answere this question honeslty but i am a really fast typer so i did this actually incrediably quick with the swiftness of the flash