Yo freestyle rap for me?
whats 1+1

Now this is the story all about how

My life got flipped, turned upside down

And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there

I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground is where I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys, who we're up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

And said, you're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket

I put my walkman on and said, I might as well kick it

First class, yo this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass

Is this what the people of Bel-Air are livin' like?

Hmm, this might be alright

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said fresh, and had a dice in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought, nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

And I yelled to the cabby yo, holmes smell you later

Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there

To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Explanation:

Yo, Big Shaq, the one and only

Man's not hot, never hot

Skrrat (GottiOnEm), skidi-kat-kat

Boom

Two plus two is four

Minus one that's three, quick maths

Everyday man's on the block

Smoke trees (Ah)

See your girl in the park

That girl is a uckers

When the ting went quack-quack-quack

You man were ducking (You man ducked)

Hold tight, Asznee (My brudda)

He's got the pumpy (Big ting)

Hold tight, my man (My guy)

He's got the frisbee (Shew)

I trap, trap, trap on the phone

Movin' that cornflakes (Uh)

Rice Krispies

Hold tight, my girl Whitney (My G)

On, on, on, on, on the road doin' ten toes

Like my toes (Like my toes)

You man thought I froze

I see a peng girl, then I pose (Chilin')

If she ain't on it, I ghost

Hah, look at your nose (Check your nose, fam)

You donut

Nose long like garden hose

I tell her man's not hot

I tell her man's not hot

The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"

I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)

I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)

I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)

The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"

I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)

Hop out the four-door with the .44

It was one, two, three and four (Us, man)

Chillin' in the corridor (Yo)

Your dad is forty-four (Uh)

And he's still callin' man for a draw (Look at him)

Let him know

When I see him

I'm gonna spin his jaw (Finished)

Take man's Twix by force (Take it)

Send man's shop by force (Send him)

Your girl knows I've got the sauce (Flexin')

No ketchup (None)

Just sauce (Saucy)

Raw sauce

Ah, yo, boom, ah

The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)

Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka)

Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)

And a pu-pu-pud-boom (Boom)

Skya (Ah)

Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)

Poom, poom

You don' know

I tell her man's not hot (Man's not)

I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)

The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"

I said, "Babes, man's not hot" (Never hot)

I tell her man's not hot

I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)

The girl told me, "Take off your jacket"

I said, "Babes, man's not hot"

Man can never be hot (Never hot)

Perspiration ting (Spray dat)

Lynx Effect (Come on)

You didn't hear me, did you? (Nah)

Use roll-on (Use that)

Or spray (Shhh)

But either way, A-B-C-D (Alphabet ting)

The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)

Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka)

Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)

And a pu-pu-pud-boom (Boom)

Skya (Ah)

Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)

Poom, poom

You don' know

Big Shaq

Man's not hot

I tell her man's not hot (Never hot)

40 degrees and man's not hot (Come on)

Yo, in the sauna

Man's not hot (Never hot)

Yeah, skidika-pap-pap