So this arrived in the mail today, and uh it isn't mine.. but I kept it anyway.

I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

Why do you think crime scene photographers take pictures of rooms where the crime did not occur?

Is the classification for an instrument that produces sound by vibrating a string or strings stretched between two points