ANYONE WANNA PLAY T OR D??

Where is the photoshop flaw in this picture? a. the fish is too large, b. the head has been pasted on another persons body,c. the guy has no hands, d. the background has been altered.

I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

Where does middle c get it’s name? a. it sits in the middle of a brass clef b. it sits in the middle of the grand staff c. if sits in the middle of the alto clef d.its sits in the middle of the treble clef