Roast me

you can be mean

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue your parents.

Explanation:(I'm so so so so so sorry, I do not mean any of this.)

its the using to talk for people for me.

its the not having friends for me.

its the fact that i could park a full mac truck on your forehead for me.

mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they cant laugh either.

your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a hens butt and wait.

Explanation:

okay i dont even know u or what you look like and i hate being mean... so this is literally just cr.ap i would tell my friends

UR BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE YOU

there thats for all the mean stuff I said

lol have a great day :) <3

i think it's about 10 mins.

actually i think that's wrong, but i don't know how to delete this.

but who knows it might be right.