Is anyone a Three Days Grace fan?

What is the title of the work below? a. the old sacristy b. the new sacristy c. tomb of popes d. pieta

I'm dead lol: a professor was traveling by boat. on his way he asked the sailor: “do you know biology, ecology, zoology, geography, physiology? the sailor said no to all his questions. professor: what the hell do you know on earth. you will die of illiteracy. after a while the boat started sinking. the sailor asked the professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? the professor said no. sailor: “well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.

What sounds most like a personal problem a. someone with a boyfriend b. someone with a dog humping their leg c. life